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this a real commercial and is in no way shape or form related to the shakespearian play a midsummer night's dream. fairies are a real and present problem and should be taken seriously. when useing puckoff! it is recommended that the user where a full body radiation suit. upon first use the likely hood of a ulcers increases. if you become glow-in-the-dark, nauseated, drowsy, restless, mentally ill, depressed, think of suicide, self-immolation, get the runs, hallucinate that monkeys are the new form of currency, think that hannah montana makes good music, loose your sense of smell, taste, touch and/or style, please seek medical assistance when ever convenient. in severe cases the sniffles have been reported. the use of puckoff! will most definitely kill the environment for it contains cfc's, co2, methane, and other greenhouse gasses. ass inc. denies all liabilities for the use of puckoff! you can deal with it your self. monkeys will be excepted in the place of the usd ($). sorry no money orders.
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