Wellness project: will hays nolon blaylock gray martin
parody of free credit
well if the title doesn't give it away, don't smoke
lyrics:ad #1
while i was lookin for a girlfriend, which ones me? a smart brunette or a cute blondie
too bad i didnt know my mouth was whack
cuz the last chick i met said i need a buncha tic-tacs
t-o-b-a-c-c-o
tobacco ruined my chances bro
my friends told me to quit smoking
didnt so now my teeth are missing
so now instead of lookin fly and hot
my breath smells bad and im dealin with teeth rot
t-o-b-a-c-c-o
quit before you get cancer, yo
ad #2
people always tell me im the toughest guy in town
so why am i standin here in this hospital gown?
its all because my friends influenced my identity
so now ive lip cancer and now its killin me
everybody said smokin dipin chewin is cool [its cool]
but now all ill ever be is dyin dippin fool
so dont you ever try the stuff or ever mess around
or you just might find yourself six feet underground
(this is a parody of
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