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this is freakin' brilliant—whoops! i started way, way, way too early. what? no. just keep going? yeah, it's fine. cheers.
this is freakin' brilliant.
the embarrassment i endure
i thought i saw an angel
i was completely sure
she smiled at me on the subway
turned out she was a man
i didn't know until i tried to sleep with her
after 8 black and tans
but she was beautiful, she was beautiful
she was beautiful, i swear
when i saw her face, it was in a crowded place
and i didn't see the bump right here
i shouldn't've drank so much beer.
yeah, she had one lazy eye
but i couldn't tell in that light.
you should have seen the look on my face
when we got home that night.
and i said, "what the----oh my! can we turn off the lights?"
but she just took off her clothes and my lust turned to fright.
but she was beautiful, she was beautiful
she was beautiful, i swear
when i saw her face, it was in a crowded place
and i didn't see the bulge right here.
why did i drink so much beer?
no no no no no,
no no no no no no,
no no no no no no!
but she was beautiful, i promise she was beautiful
you gotta believe me she was beautiful, i swear.
i bet a flock of angels had smiles on their faces
as they watched me almost hook up with her—him—her—him—oh, gosh.
but it's time to face the truth
i got drunk and made out with a dude.
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