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if i were a girl
by asa thibodaux
even just for a day
id roll outta bed in the morning
and worry about what to wear for an hour
id start buying tampons
based on their absorbancey
id kick it with who i wanted
even though kick it is a word
people dont use anymore.... cause its old school
[chorus]
if i were a girl
i wouldnt fake an orgasm
i wouldnt make him think it was awesome
the tell my girls he is really petite down there....
(thats never happened to me...)
i would know when outfit made me look fat
and i wouldnt have to ask
when you lose the one you want
its cause shes banging a guy named ray ray
and everything you had was boo boo
if i were a girl
i wouldnt jam my big foot into a size 7 and a half shoe (cuz its on sale)
i wouldnt buy clothes to impress other women
cuz wouldnt that make me more like a lesbian
i wouldnt pay the get my nails done
but then again i pay to get her nails done.... (???)
and i know my man aint faithful
cuz he always stanks of dollar store perfume (when he comes home)
[chorus]
if i were a girl
i wouldnt fake an orgasm
i wouldnt make him think it was awesome
the tell my girls he is really petite down there....
i would know when outfit made me look fat
and i wouldnt have to ask
when you lose the one you wan
its cause shes banging a guy named tonie
and everything you had was boo boo
(chorus)
its a little too late you aint getting your sh#t back...
u l#cked his pickle...
think id forgive you youre wack
thought i would wait youre a diry boo... youre on crack!!!!!
(chorus)
but youre just a girl
you dont understand
and when you make out with shaqweesha
i hate it that you wont let me join in
sometimes you talk way to much...
when i want you to shut up!
and if i walked out on you today
id be quickly replaced by ray ray
and everything we had would be boo boo
but youre just girl
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